True Love

Listen.
Valentine's Day is amazing for 2 reasons:

The first one is February 15th.
Candy is discounted.

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The second chocolate covered pile of amazing is every day proceeding...
Heart Cakes.


You don't even know how much I love these things.
Once upon a Catholic childhood, I gave up chocolate for Lent.
Then suddenly Lent fell
during Valentine's Day.

It was torture.
I renounced my religion.
I let God down.
I hid these in the freezer and ate them alone at night.

I did not bond with the Lord.
I ate heart cakes.


I have no regrets.
I went to confession, so I'm set anyway.

Man, I love heart cakes.
I'm eating one* right now.







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